It's a Woodworker Thing You Wouldn't Understand

Which one to pick

Hobby designs tend to carry the vocabulary of the craft, which is exactly what makes them land with people inside it and mean nothing to everyone else. The one design here keeps the wording plain.

If it will be worn while actually doing the woodworker, pick a darker colour — these shirts meet dust, water or dye sooner than most.

Who it is for

For someone whose woodworker takes up real weekends rather than an occasional afternoon. The joke claims membership, so it only reads properly on someone who has earned the claim.

The person, not the pastime

Saying woodworker rather than "I do a bit of woodworking" marks it as an identity, usually earned over years and a workshop full of jigs.

The finished pieces get given away faster than they get kept, which is the standard pattern.

Everyone gets asked to build furniture for free, by people who would not ask a mechanic for a free service.

Sizing and ordering

• Unisex tees run true to size — size up one for a relaxed fit.
• Allow two to three weeks. Each shirt is printed after you order, so production time comes before shipping time.
• Checkout happens on the print partner's site — Senprints handles printing, payment and delivery.