It's a Cello Thing You Wouldn't Understand
Cellists carry the instrument everywhere and have opinions about every staircase they meet.
One design for this subject, on a Unisex Standard T-Shirt. If more appear in the same line they will show up here.
Cellists carry the instrument everywhere and have opinions about every staircase they meet.
Hobby designs tend to carry the vocabulary of the craft, which is exactly what makes them land with people inside it and mean nothing to everyone else. The one design here keeps the wording plain.
If it will be worn while actually doing the cello, pick a darker colour — these shirts meet dust, water or dye sooner than most.
For someone whose cello takes up real weekends rather than an occasional afternoon. The joke claims membership, so it only reads properly on someone who has earned the claim.
Cellists organise transport around the instrument, buy a seat for it on flights, and have opinions about every staircase they have met.
The instrument sits closest to the human voice in range, which is why cellists describe it the way they do.
Rosin gets everywhere and never comes out of clothing.
The wording only works when it names the exact craft, so it is worth checking before you buy. Chess, Clarinet and Crochet each have their own page with their own designs, and there are more below.