It's a Woodworking Thing You Wouldn't Understand
Woodworking is the hobby word; carpenter is the job word. Buy this one for someone with a garage workshop.
One design for this subject, on a Unisex Standard T-Shirt. If more appear in the same line they will show up here.
Woodworking is the hobby word; carpenter is the job word. Buy this one for someone with a garage workshop.
Hobby designs tend to carry the vocabulary of the craft, which is exactly what makes them land with people inside it and mean nothing to everyone else. The one design here keeps the wording plain.
If it will be worn while actually doing the woodworking, pick a darker colour — these shirts meet dust, water or dye sooner than most.
For someone whose woodworking takes up real weekends rather than an occasional afternoon. The joke claims membership, so it only reads properly on someone who has earned the claim.
The joke about measuring twice is a joke because everyone has cut once and regretted it, usually on the expensive board.
Hand tool and power tool woodworkers are two camps with two philosophies and one hobby.
Sawdust reaches parts of the house nobody can explain.
The wording only works when it names the exact craft, so it is worth checking before you buy. Anime, Camping and Canoe each have their own page with their own designs, and there are more below.