It's a Clarinet Thing You Wouldn't Understand
Unisex Standard T-Shirt
Reed players have opinions about reeds that no one else has ever needed to hear.
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It's a Clarinet Thing You Wouldn't Understand
One design for this subject, on a Unisex Standard T-Shirt. If more appear in the same line they will show up here.
Which one to pick
Hobby designs tend to carry the vocabulary of the craft, which is exactly what makes them land with people inside it and mean nothing to everyone else. The one design here keeps the wording plain.
If it will be worn while actually doing the clarinet, pick a darker colour — these shirts meet dust, water or dye sooner than most.
Who it is for
For someone whose clarinet takes up real weekends rather than an occasional afternoon. The joke claims membership, so it only reads properly on someone who has earned the claim.
Reeds are the whole economy
Clarinettists buy reeds constantly and most of them are unusable. The good one gets protected like a passport.
It is the instrument most likely to squeak in public, which every player has done in a concert.
B-flat and bass clarinet are different jobs in an ensemble.
Sizing and ordering
- Unisex tees run true to size — size up one for a relaxed fit.
- Allow two to three weeks. Each shirt is printed after you order, so production time comes before shipping time.
- Checkout happens on the print partner's site — Senprints handles printing, payment and delivery.
If it is not quite the right craft
The wording only works when it names the exact craft, so it is worth checking before you buy. Crochet, Dancer and Drone each have their own page with their own designs, and there are more below.
