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It's a Mechanic Thing You Wouldn't Understand

6 designs of the same line, so you can pick the artwork rather than settle for the first one you find.

6 designs From $21.99 Printed to order

Name the right job

Trade and profession shirts are specific on purpose. Someone who says they are a mechanic will not accept a near-miss title, and the closely related jobs each have their own version — that precision is the whole point of the joke.

The 6 designs here all name the same job, so pick on how loud the artwork is. Anything worn to work should read cleanly at a glance rather than crowd the chest with a second punchline.

Who it is for

Best for someone a few years into the work — long enough that the job has its own vocabulary and its own complaints. For a new starter it can read as presumptuous, and for someone who has left the trade it reads as nostalgia rather than a joke.

The two questions every mechanic gets

The first is "can you just have a quick look at mine?", asked at a barbecue, about a noise the owner will now imitate. The second is whether the last garage ripped them off. Neither question has a good answer at a barbecue.

The other constant is hands. No mechanic has clean hands, and no amount of scrubbing changes that, which is why workshop shirts are bought to be ruined rather than kept.

Dark colours only. This is not a style preference.

Sizing and ordering

  • Unisex tees run true to size — size up one for a relaxed fit.
  • Allow two to three weeks. Each shirt is printed after you order, so production time comes before shipping time.
  • Checkout happens on the print partner's site — Senprints handles printing, payment and delivery.

If it is not quite the right job

The wording only works when it names the exact job, so it is worth checking before you buy. Med Surg Nurse, Miner and Nurse each have their own page with their own designs, and there are more below.

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