4 designs of the same line, so you can pick the artwork rather than settle for the first one you find.
A sleeveless cut, which is the practical pick for summer callouts. Plumbing is one of the trades where the job title has stayed the same for a century.
The second sleeveless plumber option. Same cut and price as the other tank, so this comes down to which artwork you prefer.
A tee rather than a tank, and the cheapest plumber design on this page.
The unisex tee for the trade, cheaper than the racerback cut listed alongside it.
Trade and profession shirts are specific on purpose. Someone who says they are a plumber will not accept a near-miss title, and the closely related jobs each have their own version — that precision is the whole point of the joke.
The 4 designs here all name the same job, so pick on how loud the artwork is. Anything worn to work should read cleanly at a glance rather than crowd the chest with a second punchline.
Best for someone a few years into the work — long enough that the job has its own vocabulary and its own complaints. For a new starter it can read as presumptuous, and for someone who has left the trade it reads as nostalgia rather than a joke.
Plumbers get called at the worst possible moment, by definition — nobody rings a plumber when things are going well. That timing is the whole personality of the trade.
The joke about the price of a call-out is one plumbers make themselves, usually right after describing what they had to reach into. They have earned it.
Heating and plumbing are not quite the same qualification, and someone gas-registered will tell you so.
The wording only works when it names the exact job, so it is worth checking before you buy. Portrait Photographer, Postal Worker and Producer each have their own page with their own designs, and there are more below.
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