It's a Janitor Thing You Wouldn't Understand
Unisex Standard T-Shirt
The building only looks after itself if somebody is in early doing it, and this is for that somebody.
$22.99
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It's a Janitor Thing You Wouldn't Understand
One design for this subject, on a Unisex Standard T-Shirt. If more appear in the same line they will show up here.
Name the right job
Trade and profession shirts are specific on purpose. Someone who says they are a janitor will not accept a near-miss title, and the closely related jobs each have their own version — that precision is the whole point of the joke.
One design for this job so far. Check the wording matches the title they actually use before buying.
Who it is for
Best for someone a few years into the work — long enough that the job has its own vocabulary and its own complaints. For a new starter it can read as presumptuous, and for someone who has left the trade it reads as nostalgia rather than a joke.
Invisible until something breaks
Nobody notices the work when it is done well, which is the defining feature of the job and the source of most of its humour.
They also hold every key and know every fault in the building, which makes them the most useful person in it.
The mess left the night before an inspection is a story every custodian has.
Sizing and ordering
- Unisex tees run true to size — size up one for a relaxed fit.
- Allow two to three weeks. Each shirt is printed after you order, so production time comes before shipping time.
- Checkout happens on the print partner's site — Senprints handles printing, payment and delivery.
If it is not quite the right job
The wording only works when it names the exact job, so it is worth checking before you buy. Lawyer, Librarian and Lifeguard each have their own page with their own designs, and there are more below.
