It's a Geologist Thing You Wouldn't Understand
Unisex Standard T-Shirt
Geologists stop the car for a roadcut, and everyone else in the car has learned to expect it.
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It's a Geologist Thing You Wouldn't Understand
One design for this subject, on a Unisex Standard T-Shirt. If more appear in the same line they will show up here.
Name the right job
Trade and profession shirts are specific on purpose. Someone who says they are a geologist will not accept a near-miss title, and the closely related jobs each have their own version — that precision is the whole point of the joke.
One design for this job so far. Check the wording matches the title they actually use before buying.
Who it is for
Best for someone a few years into the work — long enough that the job has its own vocabulary and its own complaints. For a new starter it can read as presumptuous, and for someone who has left the trade it reads as nostalgia rather than a joke.
Yes, they will pick up that rock
Field geologists cannot walk past an interesting outcrop, and everyone who has ever gone hiking with one knows this.
The timescales are the part that changes how they see landscape — a hillside is an event, just a slow one.
The hammer is real, the hand lens is real, and both live in the coat permanently.
Sizing and ordering
- Unisex tees run true to size — size up one for a relaxed fit.
- Allow two to three weeks. Each shirt is printed after you order, so production time comes before shipping time.
- Checkout happens on the print partner's site — Senprints handles printing, payment and delivery.
If it is not quite the right job
The wording only works when it names the exact job, so it is worth checking before you buy. Gynecology, Hockey Coach and Inspector each have their own page with their own designs, and there are more below.
