It's a Gardening Thing You Wouldn't Understand
Gardening is a hobby people lose whole weekends to, which is exactly the kind of obsession this line is built for.
2 designs of the same line, so you can pick the artwork rather than settle for the first one you find.
Gardening is a hobby people lose whole weekends to, which is exactly the kind of obsession this line is built for.
The same line with different artwork. Lighter colours here, so it will show soil sooner.
Hobby designs tend to carry the vocabulary of the craft, which is exactly what makes them land with people inside it and mean nothing to everyone else. Compare the 2 designs on how much jargon each one shows.
If it will be worn while actually doing the gardening, pick a darker colour — these shirts meet dust, water or dye sooner than most.
For someone whose gardening takes up real weekends rather than an occasional afternoon. The joke claims membership, so it only reads properly on someone who has earned the claim.
Gardeners are not doing a hobby with a fixed schedule; they are responding to weather, and the plan changes every week. That is the part that sounds like an excuse and is not.
Slugs are the shared enemy and the shared joke. Everyone has a method and none of them work.
A gardener buying seeds in February and a gardener in August are barely the same person.
The wording only works when it names the exact craft, so it is worth checking before you buy. Genealogy, Guitarist and Kayaking each have their own page with their own designs, and there are more below.