Police Shirts: The Puns, the Families, and What We Leave Out

A short collection by design — grammar-police puns, and sincere family and faith designs for officers, without the political symbolism most police merchandise carries.

This is a deliberately small collection. Police shirts are one of the few categories where a large share of what exists is political symbolism, and this site does not sell that. What is left is puns and plain family and faith designs, which is 19 shirts.

The pun shirts

Grammar police, the fun police, lawn enforcement, thermostat police — the joke is the police word, and the wearer can be anyone. These sell to people who have never been near a squad car.

Grammar Police · Grammar Police · Grammar Police · Lawn Enforcement Officer · Lawn Enforcement Officer · Poe Poe Officer · Police Escort · The Fun Police · Thermostat Police · Too Silly Goose · Undercover Police

For officers and their families

Husband-and-dad, wife and faith designs (one carries the Joshua 1:9 verse), plus a sheriff and a trooper. Sincere rather than jokey.

Dibs on the Cop · Future Sheriff · Husband Dad Police Legend · Joshua 1:9 Police Officer · LOVE Police Floral · Proud Police Wife · Sugar Skull Trooper · Wee Woo Crew

The full range is in the police and sheriff shirts collection.