It's a Trucker Thing You Wouldn't Understand
A tee rather than a tank, and cheaper than the sleeveless cuts on this page.
4 designs of the same line, so you can pick the artwork rather than settle for the first one you find.
A tee rather than a tank, and cheaper than the sleeveless cuts on this page.
Sleeveless, which matters when the cab air conditioning gives up in July.
The second tank layout at the same price.
Another trucker tee, cheaper than either tank.
Trade and profession shirts are specific on purpose. Someone who says they are a trucker will not accept a near-miss title, and the closely related jobs each have their own version — that precision is the whole point of the joke.
The 4 designs here all name the same job, so pick on how loud the artwork is. Anything worn to work should read cleanly at a glance rather than crowd the chest with a second punchline.
Best for someone a few years into the work — long enough that the job has its own vocabulary and its own complaints. For a new starter it can read as presumptuous, and for someone who has left the trade it reads as nostalgia rather than a joke.