One design for this subject, on a Unisex Standard T-Shirt. If more appear in the same line they will show up here.
Late nights and other people's stories. Reads well behind a bar, which is where it will actually be worn.
Trade and profession shirts are specific on purpose. Someone who says they are a bartender will not accept a near-miss title, and the closely related jobs each have their own version — that precision is the whole point of the joke.
One design for this job so far. Check the wording matches the title they actually use before buying.
Best for someone a few years into the work — long enough that the job has its own vocabulary and its own complaints. For a new starter it can read as presumptuous, and for someone who has left the trade it reads as nostalgia rather than a joke.
Bartenders recognise faces by what they drink, which regulars find flattering and strangers find unsettling. It is pattern memory, not affection.
The complicated cocktail ordered at the busiest moment is the running joke, and it is always ordered by someone who saw it on a screen.
The hours are the real cost. Finishing at 3am means a social life that only overlaps with other hospitality staff.
The wording only works when it names the exact job, so it is worth checking before you buy. Basketball Coaching, Botanist and Broker each have their own page with their own designs, and there are more below.
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