It's a Gerbil Thing You Wouldn't Understand
Small-pet owners get overlooked next to cats and dogs. This is one of the few shirts aimed at them.
2 designs of the same line, so you can pick the artwork rather than settle for the first one you find.
Small-pet owners get overlooked next to cats and dogs. This is one of the few shirts aimed at them.
Aimed squarely at owners rather than at people who think gerbils are cute.
Animal designs split between the accurate and the cartoon. The 2 here differ mostly on that axis, so pick the register that suits the person rather than the species.
Keepers of unusual animals tend to want anatomical accuracy; someone who simply likes the animal usually prefers the cartoon version.
This suits the person whose interest in gerbil has gone past casual — the one who corrects documentaries. For a general animal lover, a broader design is a safer gift.
Gerbils are social and should be kept in pairs or groups, which is the opposite of the hamster advice everyone assumes applies.
They dig. A proper gerbil setup is deep bedding for tunnelling, not a plastic cage with a wheel.
The tail has a tuft and comes off if grabbed, which is the single most important thing owners tell visiting children.
The wording only works when it names the exact animal, so it is worth checking before you buy. Giraffe, Groundhog and Guinea Pig each have their own page with their own designs, and there are more below.