It's a Guinea Pig Thing You Wouldn't Understand — Sweatshirt
Guinea pig designs here are all sweatshirts, so the price reflects the garment rather than the print.
4 designs of the same line, so you can pick the artwork rather than settle for the first one you find.
Guinea pig designs here are all sweatshirts, so the price reflects the garment rather than the print.
Another guinea pig sweatshirt. All the guinea pig designs are on the same heavier garment, so the price gap against the tees here is fabric, not print.
The lightest-hearted of the guinea pig designs.
Uses the word cavy, which is what keepers say among themselves. The only guinea pig design here on a tee rather than a sweatshirt.
Animal designs split between the accurate and the cartoon. The 4 here differ mostly on that axis, so pick the register that suits the person rather than the species.
Keepers of unusual animals tend to want anatomical accuracy; someone who simply likes the animal usually prefers the cartoon version.
This suits the person whose interest in guinea pig has gone past casual — the one who corrects documentaries. For a general animal lover, a broader design is a safer gift.
They cannot live alone — a single guinea pig is a lonely one. They need far more floor space than any pet-shop cage provides. And they cannot make their own vitamin C, so the diet matters more than people expect.
Every owner has explained all three, more than once, usually to someone about to buy one for a child.
The popcorning, for the record, means the animal is happy. It is not a seizure, and yes, someone has asked.
The wording only works when it names the exact animal, so it is worth checking before you buy. Hippo, Honey Badger and Horned Frog each have their own page with their own designs, and there are more below.