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It's a Guinea Pig Thing You Wouldn't Understand

4 designs of the same line, so you can pick the artwork rather than settle for the first one you find.

4 designs From $21.99 Printed to order

Which one to pick

Animal designs split between the accurate and the cartoon. The 4 here differ mostly on that axis, so pick the register that suits the person rather than the species.

Keepers of unusual animals tend to want anatomical accuracy; someone who simply likes the animal usually prefers the cartoon version.

Who it is for

This suits the person whose interest in guinea pig has gone past casual — the one who corrects documentaries. For a general animal lover, a broader design is a safer gift.

Three things outsiders never know

They cannot live alone — a single guinea pig is a lonely one. They need far more floor space than any pet-shop cage provides. And they cannot make their own vitamin C, so the diet matters more than people expect.

Every owner has explained all three, more than once, usually to someone about to buy one for a child.

The popcorning, for the record, means the animal is happy. It is not a seizure, and yes, someone has asked.

Sizing and ordering

  • Unisex tees run true to size — size up one for a relaxed fit.
  • 2 garments on this page — Unisex Sweatshirt, Unisex Standard T-Shirt. Price differences here are the garment, not the print.
  • Allow two to three weeks. Each shirt is printed after you order, so production time comes before shipping time.
  • Checkout happens on the print partner's site — Senprints handles printing, payment and delivery.

If it is not quite the right animal

The wording only works when it names the exact animal, so it is worth checking before you buy. Hippo, Honey Badger and Horned Frog each have their own page with their own designs, and there are more below.

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