It's a Clinical Psychologist Thing You Wouldn't Understand

Name the right job

Trade and profession shirts are specific on purpose. Someone who says they are a clinical psychologist will not accept a near-miss title, and the closely related jobs each have their own version — that precision is the whole point of the joke.

One design for this job so far. Check the wording matches the title they actually use before buying.

Who it is for

Best for someone a few years into the work — long enough that the job has its own vocabulary and its own complaints. For a new starter it can read as presumptuous, and for someone who has left the trade it reads as nostalgia rather than a joke.

A doctorate, and a caseload

Clinical psychology means years of training and supervised practice, and the qualification is the part that separates it from the general word.

Assessment work is a large share of the job and nothing like the television version.

They cannot prescribe in most places, which is the difference from psychiatry and the thing people most often get wrong.

Sizing and ordering

• Unisex tees run true to size — size up one for a relaxed fit.
• Allow two to three weeks. Each shirt is printed after you order, so production time comes before shipping time.
• Checkout happens on the print partner's site — Senprints handles printing, payment and delivery.