Raccoon and Opossum Shirts: Feral, Tired and Proud of It

72 designs, and almost none of them are about the animal as wildlife. Raccoons and opossums have become a way of saying something about yourself: that you are feral, tired, lightly unhinged, or proud to live on snacks. Opossums get the self-defence jokes (16 designs, mostly "play dead" and "I'm a delight"); raccoons get the trash (18).

Opossums

The animal that faints when threatened, which is the whole joke.

Angry Possum Bro · Awesome Skater Opossum · Danger Waiting Coffee First Possum · Emotional Support Opossum · Fake It Make It · Fake It Til You Make It · First Of All I'm A Delight · First of All I'm a Delight · Hang In There Opossum · Hostile And Defensive · I Delight In My Own Filth · Let's be Awesome and Fake Our Death · Life Hack Play Dead Opossum · Opossum Family Wildlife · Possum Sunset Nerves · Screaming Opossum

Trash pandas

Be Nice I Am Trash · Garbage of the Damned · Get In Scavenger · Get In Scavenger Thrifting · I'm Not Trashy I'm A Trash Panda · It's Trash Can Not Trash Can't · Keep It Classy And A Little Trashy · Let's Get Trashed Raccoon · Lift Weights Eat Trash · Live Fast Eat Trash · Lord of Trash Raccoon · More Trash Can · Raccoon Trash Panda · Save the Trash Pandas · Stay Trashy · Stay Trashy Raccoon · Tactical Trash Panda · Tactical Trash Panda

Feral, tired and overthinking

The mood shirts. Cheerful about it rather than bleak, which is the line these are chosen on.

Born to Dilly Dally · Exhausted Raccoon · Hang On Let Me Overthink This · Life Is Relentless · Lollygaggin' Time! · Mildly Feral · Polite Also Feral · Same AAAAA Different Day · Sarcastic Raccoon Cares · Sorry Gotta Go The Vibes Are Off · The Math Ain't Mathin' · This Is How Your Email Finds Me · Unhinged Feral Raccoon

The cute ones

Curious Raccoons Moon · Cute Raccoon Character · Cute Raccoon Illustration · Dandelion Raccoon · Raccoons Moon Gazing · So Stinkin Sweet

Everything else

Ain't No Hood Like Motherhood · Born To Make Puns · Fierce Club Raccoon · Hiss Into The Abyss · I Eat What I Want · I Like Raccoons · Kinda Fit Sorta Fat · Lil' Rascal Tactical Raccoon · My Spirit Animal Raccoon · Outside Hootin' Inside Hollerin' · Raccoon Ladder Crew · Raccoon Outlaw Gator Rider · Raccoon Whisperer · Radcoon Skateboard · Retro Raccoon DJ · Sleep I Can Do It With My Eyes Closed · Stay Opossitive · The Coffee Is For Your Protection · This Little Light Of Mine

Other wild animals are on the wildlife page.

The full range is in the raccoon and opossum shirts collection.