The single most-used joke on this page is "I like X and maybe 3 people" — 19 of these 57 designs are some version of it, with X being anything from a Brussels Griffon to mahjong to roller skating. It works because it names the one thing the wearer actually loves, which makes it a far more personal gift than a plain "I hate people" shirt.
That is also the line this page is chosen on: sarcastic, antisocial and tired are all fine; bitter and mean are not.
"I like X and maybe 3 people"
Pick by X. The subject is the whole point.
Great Dane And 3 People · I Like Emus and 3 People · I Like Horses and 3 People · I Like Karaoke · I Like Mahjong And Maybe Like 3 People · I Like Music and Maybe 3 People · I Like My Brussels Griffon · I Like My Dogs · I Like My Guitar And Maybe Like 3 People · I Like My Honey Bees · I Like My Mongoose · I Like My Papilion · I Like My Pembroke Welsh Corgi · I Like My Rat Terrier · I Like Pizza And 3 People · I Like Roller Skating & Maybe Like 3 People · I Like Writing · My Cows And 3 People · Pigs and Three People
Introverts
EW, PEOPLE · Ew, People · Free Hugs Just Kidding Don't Touch Me · I Don't Like Morning People · I Don't Like People · Introverted But Discuss Plants · Not A Hugger · Sorry, They Don't Let Me Out · Wi-Fi Went Down Funny Introvert Tee
Sarcasm
Apparently I Have An Attitude · Bah Humbug · Chance Of Sarcasm · Despite My Face You Talk · Do You Know Who I Am · First Of All I'm A Delight · Fluent in Movie Quotes Sarcasm · I Don't Care Doesn't Mean I Don't Understand · Never Better · SARCASM CAT · Sarcasm Is The Best Thing Ever · Sarcastic Comment Loading · Sarcastic Cute Tornado I'm Dynamic Not Chaotic Funny Tee · Silent But Sarcastic · Someone Cares Not Me But Someone · Zero Days Without Sarcasm
Tired, napping and overthinking
Ask Me Why I'm Lazy · Every Single Day There Is Something To Do – Funny Tired Frog T-Shirt · Multiverse of Nap Spots · Nap Life · Overthinking Everything · Overthinking Loading · Re Tired Defination · Tired Moms Club · Wake Me When The Food's Here
The rest
Here For The Family Drama · History Buff Interesting Dead · Literary Cat Reader · Tough Tomatoes
The full range is in the sarcastic and introvert shirts collection.
