It's a Paintball Thing You Wouldn't Understand
Paintball leaves bruises that need explaining at work on Monday. This is the plain version, without the equipment artwork the other designs carry.
7 designs of the same line, so you can pick the artwork rather than settle for the first one you find.
Paintball leaves bruises that need explaining at work on Monday. This is the plain version, without the equipment artwork the other designs carry.
Warmer option for a sport played outdoors in winter.
One of the plainer paintball tees. Paintball is played outdoors in all weather, so darker colours are the practical choice.
Styled as a gift design, which mostly means brighter artwork.
Brighter artwork, styled as a gift design.
Cut for women at the same price as the unisex tee. Runs slimmer, so size up for a relaxed fit.
The lowest-priced paintball print here, and the plainest of them.
Sport designs get worn to the thing itself, so legibility across a pitch or a rink matters more than detail. Of the 7 here, the plainer layouts survive that distance better.
Check the version before buying: several sports share a name across countries, and the design will assume one of them.
Aimed at people whose weekends are already organised around paintball — the early starts and the equipment nobody else in the house understands. It does not work as an introduction to the sport.
Paintball has an unusually high dropout rate after the first session, which is why the people still playing after a year form such a tight group. The shirt is aimed squarely at them.
The two versions of the sport barely overlap: woodsball across a field all day, and speedball on an inflatable course in bursts of thirty seconds. Asking which one they play is not a stupid question.
Kit costs escalate quietly, and every player knows exactly how much they have spent and will not say it out loud.
The wording only works when it names the exact sport, so it is worth checking before you buy. Rafting, Rodeo and Running each have their own page with their own designs, and there are more below.